Deanna, The Unnatural Mother
By day I am a Social Media Manager, building brand awareness, creating thought provoking social media terse, blog posts and website content. I effectively manage communities that foster engagement and have a solid understanding of SEO and how metrics can drive a client, consumer, advocate to act either by purchasing a product, commenting on a blog post or as simply sharing the content that was posted.
By night, I am “The Unnatural Mother” which is a term that came to me in the middle of the night (a little over thirteen years ago when my first son was born) while I was feeding my son. When I had my son I was lost but I was told that my maternal instincts would kick in as soon as the baby came flying out of my belly, nine years later, a ton of gray hair, and I’m still waiting for those maternal instincts to kick me in the ass!
In my off time I write, run (eleven half marathons, seven Tri’s, four Du’s, two Ragnar Relays, two day relay, and I lost count of the 5 & 10k’s!), manage working full time, spaghetti on the ceiling, a dumped out fish bowl, a lizard, two active boys, being a wife to an incredible husband who pushes my buttons daily – with all that – it leaves me no time to clean my house so instead whipping out the mop, I write about it here. It’s thrilling I tell ya. Thrilling.
Want to hire me? Gotta question? Want me as a brand ambassador? Sponsor an event? Promote anything? Need me desperately, and can’t live without me? Contact me at: email@example.com
Other websites I write for:
Modern Mom – Articles regularly featured on homepage.
This Mother Can Run – Featured Writer
BlogHer – Featured post
Some Of The Unnatural Mother’s Guests:
Dani, The Girlfriend Mom Dani is a Virgo, writer (film, television, the World of Playboy, Pilates Style Magazine) Kindle lover, sleep enthusiast, world traveler and Certified Pilates Instructor. She’s a film school graduate (yes, it was many, many years ago, and?) an entertainment business veteran (producer, director, writer) stand-up comedian and failed teacher of English as a second language in the Czech Republic. She currently lives at the Jersey Shore (no, she doesn’t know Snooki) and is ‘The Girlfriend Mom’ to her boyfriend’s two kids. Whatever the hell that means. Dani also blogs at The Girlfriend Mom, Modern Mom and Evolved World View Dani’s posts here
Clarice, The Boy Story Mom Clarice Joos is a Mommy of two adorable boys, a wife to a hot FDNY Fire Fighter, writer, a professional organizer, a slayer of monsters under beds and in closets, and The Boy Story Mom….from insanity to beyond! View Clarice’s posts here
Stephanie: Stephanie is a wife, a teacher, tutor, babysitter and above all else a mother to two precious boys – a 10 year old comedian and a six year old speed racer! View Stephanie’s posts here
Tiffany: Tiffany is a Los Angeles wife, mother and writer who moved to New Zealand. Because her husband and his new job made her. She has two little boys who are so happy to be on this shoe-less adventure. Kiwis don’t wear shoes. Don’t get her started. View Tiffany’s posts here , Tiffany also blogs at New Me Land
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